No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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