Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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