So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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