No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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