love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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