Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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