so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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