Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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