He had one of those small greek statue penises
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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