Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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