Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
