I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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