windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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