the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Randomize
