That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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