Small penises have feelings too.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
They took my balls.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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