did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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