Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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