i don't like sucking hair
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Apparently you make a good broom.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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