I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm bleeding and have questions
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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