I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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