how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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