Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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