Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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