What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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