His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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