I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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