so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i just had sex bonerless
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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