My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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