I need help removing her.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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