Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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