Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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