I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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