last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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