Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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