You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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