Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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