ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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