Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Lo siento on account of my penis...
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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