Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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