How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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