I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
