absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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