Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Randomize
