he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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