smell my finger.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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