Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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