I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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