Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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