When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
she woke up with a sticky ear
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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